I didn't mean to leave you hanging.
I mentioned on my birthday that I got my hair cut. I was going for something dramatic. The result was actually not so dramatic. I asked for bangs. I haven't had bangs since 6th grade, so I was bracing myself...
What I got was bangs, but long, sorta sideswept bangs, and so I don't look all that different. If you didn't see me every day (which most of you don't), I doubt you'd notice any change.
But, alas, here is an "after" photo snapped on my iPhone.