"Your temperature is 24 inches, Miles. That's bad."
"You know, Mom, I think Spiderman is a really good show to watch, because it teaches you how to be a superhero. We should watch it as a family and learn."
"I'm not cleaning up. I'm stacking up the mess so it looks tidy."
"I don't understand what God is doing flying around in outer space. I think he should come down here so I can see him."
"Mama, I not pick up toys. I kitty cat. I not have any hands."
"Mama, I love you too. And I love Evil Dr. Porkchop."
"The library people are so nice. They let you just take all the books without paying for them."
"For Christmas, I'm asking Santa to bring me a caterpillar that comes with a dinosaur. But if Santa can't bring me all the presents I want, it's okay. I won't be mad. Maybe he could just bring me a butterfly."